“We’ll be moving momentarily.” This announcement fills Metro riders with dread, and for good reason. What you don’t always hear is why your train is delayed. A dive into WMATA data that tabulate disruption reports between 2012 and now lists many routine reasons for delays–and some that defy easy explanation.
Deer struck by train

This happened more than 60 times, on multiple lines.
Rodent in car

Just imagine the screams.
Bird in operator cab

Ditto.
Dog in track area

Rover! Come home!
Passengers walking between cars
Don’t do this.
Customers holding doors

This has caused delays for as long as 6 minutes.
Someone giving birth
Welcome to the world, little Glenmont.
Basketball thrown in front of train

That’s not how you play basketball.
Brush fire on the right of way

This happened three times.
Sleeping customer reported as sick passenger
Just leave the dude alone so we can get home.
Report of a lost item
.@RKadyrov Is this your cat? pic.twitter.com/2UacV3km7J
— John Oliver (@iamjohnoliver) May 23, 2016
Unless you lost an eyeball, don’t stop our train!
A presidential motorcade

No relief from those, even on the train.